Спроси у Irene, она говорит, что я

Примерно так...

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag."

"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? "You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes'.

"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know", "not everybody pays".

Undressed custom model - Голая таможенная модель

Manicure - Деньги лечат

I'm just asking - Я всего лишь король жоп

I have been there - У меня там фасоль

God only knows - Единственный нос бога

We are the champions - Мы шампиньоны

Do You feel alright? - Ты справа всех знаешь?

Bye bye baby, baby good bye - Купи купи ребенка, ребонок хорошая покупка

To be or not to be? - Пчеле или не пчеле?

I fell in love - Я свалился в любовь.

Just in case - Только в портфеле

I will never give up - Меня никогда не стошнит

Oh dear - Ах олень.

I saw my Honey today - Я пилил мой мед сегодня

I'm going to make you mine - Я иду копать тебе шахту

May God be with you - Майская божья пчелка с тобой

Finnish people - Конченные люди

Bad influence - Плохая простуда

Phone seller - Позвони продавцу

Good products - Бог на стороне уток

Let's have a party - Давайте организуем партию

Watch out! - Посмотри снаружи!

I know his story well - Я знаю твой исторический колодец

Let it be! - Давайте жрать пчел!

Press space bar to continue - Космический бар прессы продолжает

I love you baby - Я люблю вас, бабы!

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