Domino, Domino,
You’re an angel that heaven has sent me.
Domino, Domino,
You’re a devil designed to torment me.
When your heart must know
That I love you so,
Tell me why, tell me why
Do you make me cry, Domino?..
Domino, Domino,
Won’t you tell me you’ll never desert me?
Domino, Domino,
If you stay I don’t care how you hurt me!
Fate has made you so,
You can’t change, I know,
You can’t change though you try,
But then neither can I, Domino!
Domino, Domino,
I’ll forgive anything that you do,
Domino, Domino,
Nothing matters if I have you!

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- Johnny, If you had 5$ and you asked your father for 3$ more, how many dollars would you have?
- I would have five dollars...
- You don't know your arithmetic, Johnny...
- You don't know my father, Mrs. Mutch..

The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.
The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"
The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers.
The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers
claims that you do not have a driving licence."
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the
officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He
looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you
didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner."
The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"

The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

я почти все ....понял......без словаря

*1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission.*
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*2. Most people will be about as happy as they decide to be.*
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*3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently.*
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*4. Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will have.*
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*5. Success stops when you do.*
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*6. When your ship comes in. ... make sure you are willing to unload it.*
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*7. You will never "have it all together."*
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*8. Life is a journey ... not a destination. Enjoy the trip!*
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*9. The biggest lie on the planet: "When I get what I want I will be happy."
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*10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it.** *
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*11. I've learned that ultimately 'takers' lose and 'givers' win.*
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*12. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared.*
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*13. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive.*
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*14. We often fear the thing we want the most.*
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*15. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you have to say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say!*
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*16. Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.*
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*17. Look for opportunities...not guarantees.*
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*18. Life is what's coming....not what was.*
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*19. Success is getting up one more time.*
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*20. Now is the most interesting time of all.*

"The clock of life is wound but once,
And no man has the power
To tell just when the hands will stop,
At late or early hour.
Now is the only time you own.
Live, love, toil with a will.
And never place your faith in time.
For the clock may soon be still."